Uncommon Threads or Penthouse Variations? Test Your Deviant Acuity with this Quiz

Wednesday, January 14, 1998

Uncommon Threads, a College-funded student journal that 'resists racism, homophobia, sexism, and classism and focuses on women and gender' recently published their fall '97 issue which was distributed to every dormitory room on campus. The issue contained a short story entitled 'Awakening' by Uju Anya '98 about the lesbian experience of a sixteen year-old girl.

Penthouse Variations, a self-described 'pleasure guide for liberated lovers,' also published an issue recently which included a short story entitled 'An Erotic Rescue' by Maia Brown.

Below are several excerpts culled from the two stories. Match the quote to the publication and check your answers at the end.

1) 'I let my hips wind to the motionless worship of her gaze. I let my feet slide and step to the slow guidance of her eyes. I let my shoulders break to her fiery intensity.'

2) 'Finally we slept, curled around each other. My inner thigh resting on her hip, my face in her luscious hair, her head against my chest, and her right ass cheek nestled in my palm.'

3) 'Still she wouldn't comply, giggling, squirming against me. I pulled her little nightie up. One half of her panties had risen up her crack, exposing her round, soft, white cheek.'

4) 'She slowly moved one hand up my skirt to my crotch. She silently rubbed her fingers up and down the thin cloth of my panties and soon found the little hard knob.'

5) 'Her panties slipped off easily. I reached under her middle and pulled her ass slightly into the air. I could see the edges of her vagina gleaming between her upthrust cheeks.'

6) 'She suddenly took her fingers out of me, grabbed the side of my panties, and using both hands, ripped away the flimsy cloth. She then pulled me onto the carpet as her mouth immediately left my raw breast and flew down between my open legs.'

7) 'The next thing I felt was her tongue darting in and out of me. With her teeth and lips, she bit and tugged my cl*t as she licked and sucked me.'

8) 'I traced down her front, nipped at the thick of her belly, causing her to squirm her legs up a little, moving her cl*t into view. Finally, I dove my face between her legs and tasted her hungrily.'

9) 'She started grinding her ass against me, forcing my finger all the way into her. I rubbed her cl*t while I stroked my finger in and out. She gyrated wildly and came, screeching loudly.'

10) 'Eventually, waves of orgasmic seizure enveloped my pelvis and left me shaking wildly. With astounding strength and control, she held my hips as she continued her assault of unfathomable pleasure.'

Answers: 1.UT 2.PV 3.PV 4.UT 5.PV 6.UT 7.UT 8.PV 9.PV 10.UT

Uncommon Threads or Penthouse Variations? Test Your Deviant Acuity with this Quiz

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