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By Cosmo Catalano III | Monday, May 14, 2001

When booted out onto the sidewalk,
The brothers of Zete, they all did squalk:
'We're somewhat distressed
That our Freedom of Press
Extends not past Main Street and Wheelock.'

You know that Report of the Sigma?
It remains quite a bit of enigma.
The Report now reflects,
That misogynist text,
Is far worse than arson. Go figure!


The College puts frats to a rout,
But the rules of the game are in doubt
For two strikes, it is seen,
With twelve years in between,
Is apparently cause for an 'out.'