Original Article: http://dartreview.com/archives/2001/05/14/poetry_corner.php
Monday, May 14, 2001
When booted out onto the sidewalk,
The brothers of Zete, they all did squalk:
'We're somewhat distressed
That our Freedom of Press
Extends not past Main Street and Wheelock.'
You know that Report of the Sigma?
It remains quite a bit of enigma.
The Report now reflects,
That misogynist text,
Is far worse than arson. Go figure!
The College puts frats to a rout,
But the rules of the game are in doubt
For two strikes, it is seen,
With twelve years in between,
Is apparently cause for an 'out.'