The Hipster Blacklist

Friday, January 20, 2006

HIPSTERS WHO WALK AMONG US.

MYTH: “Hipsters pose absolutely no threat to me or my children. I mean, I live in rural New Hampshire!”

FACT: Hipsters no longer confine themselves to trendy, urban neighborhoods. These suckers for tight pants and deck records have secretly irrupted into normal , American communities, including DARTMOUTH COLLEGE . It is your civic duty to become hip to their cabalistic incursions.

Courtney Andree ’07
Scott Baker ’04
Bennat Berger ’06
Brendon Bouzard ’06
Anna Cates ’06
Pamela Cortland ’06
Dinesh D’Souza ’83
Amy Essigman ’06
Everyone in Collis—except Kevin Hudak
Drue Fitzgerald ’05
Andrew Galloway ’09
Meli Garber ’08
Adam Goldfarb ’08
Jacquelyn Greaney ’07
Tyler Griffiths ’09
Joe Hilgard ’07
Jonathan James ’08
Daniel D. Lee ’06
Elliot May ’06
Daniel Moynihan ’06
James Panero ’98
Matthieu Pierce ’06
Nick Ray ’06
William Reynolds ’09
Danielle Rici ’05
Jonathan Rozman ’09
The Staff of Bagel Basement
Becca Sacks ’08
Annabel Seymour ’09
Edward Son ’08
Niral Shah ’08
Donald Stewart ’06
Benjamin Taylor ’07
Paul Therattil ’08
Deborah Wassel ’07
J. Stethers White ’07

The Hipster Blacklist

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