The Last WordIt seems to me that, in every culture, I come across a chapter headed ‘Wisdom.’ And then I know exactly what is going to follow: ‘Vanity of vanities, all is vanity.’’ Everyone has a right to be stupid, but Comrade MacDonald abuses the privilege. Talks, speeches, articles and resolutions should all be concise and to the point. Meetings also should not go on too long. There are no morals in politics; there is only expedience. You can’t understand totalitarianism without understanding that some of the totalitarian criticisms of liberalism were right. If that weren’t the case, totalitarian movements wouldn’t be as powerful as they have repeatedly proved themselves to be. I’ve gotten letters—okay, perhaps only one, but where there’s smoke there’s fire—criticizing me for revealing too much about books. So I give you, as a kind of public service, all the endings: wedding bells ring; it turns out—too late—he was right all along; since we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past, the attempt to become someone you’re not ends disastrously; he can’t go on; he must go on; Huck leaves again; they kiss poison from one another’s lips and die together; turns out he was a prince all along; she jumps. I moved towards the right by talking to the alleged “beneficiaries” of liberal paternalism. I found that they were more scathing about many hand-out programs than any think-tank conservative. They could describe in great detail the corrosive effects of entitlements and the fraud and cheating endemic in welfare programs. The difference between a moral man and a man of honor is that the latter regrets a discreditable act, even when it has worked and he has not been caught. Surely the first obligation of a political thinker is to understand the nature of man New York is a sucked orange. No one should come to New York to live unless he is willing to be lucky. Voters quickly forget what a man says. Central heating, French rubber goods, and cookbooks are three amazing proofs of man’s ingenuity in transforming necessity into art, and of these, cookbooks are perhaps most lastingly delightful. People with bad consciences always fear the judgment of children. No hero is mortal till he dies. Those who set out to serve both God and Mammon soon discover there is no God. Courage without conscience is a wild beast. To a man who is afraid everything rustles. All political parties die of swallowing their own lies. The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons. Judge: A law student who marks his own examination papers. Such is the human race, often it seems a pity that Noah…didn’t miss the boat. |
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