The Last WordBy A.S. Erickson | Monday, August 11, 2008 A witty saying proves nothing. Summer afternoon—Summer afternoon . . . the two most beautiful words in the English language. When I was from Cupid’s passions free, my Muse was mute and wrote no elegy. There are, in every age, new errors to be rectified and new prejudices to be opposed. When I was smart I wrote about mathematics; my intelligence declined and I wrote on philosophy; it declined further and I wrote on politics. There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable. Cleanliness and order are not matters of instinct; they are matters of education, and like most great things, you must cultivate a taste for them. Enjoy present pleasures in such a way as not to injure future ones. The sands are number’d that make up my life. England and America are two countries separated by a common language. The covers of this book are too far apart. Do not believe that he who seeks to comfort you lives untroubled among the simple and quiet words that sometimes do you good. His life has much difficulty . . . Were it otherwise he would never have been able to find those words. In the dying world I come from, quotation is a national vice. God grants liberty only to those who love it and are always ready to guard and defend it. The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. It is not possible to fight beyond your strength, even if you strive. The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself. You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. My father and he had one of those English friendships which begin by avoiding intimacies and eventually eliminate speech altogether.
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