Dartlog Contest (of sorts)

In honor of the Blabberforce/Buzzflood’s recent woes, I’d like to announce a Dartlog-wide contest for the best future absurd Buzzflood headline. No prizes, just the pride of knowing you’re the best at something.

I’m thinking along the lines of:

“Presidential Candidate Robert Haines Visits Campus”
“Dartmouth Student Receives Citation from Hanover Police”
or
“We have a letter from Robert Frost that you don’t have”

But I’m sure our readers can think of some better ones. So please, have at it.