2003

Our Apologies

Due to internet difficulties in the office, we haven’t been able to update the website as we’d like. Rest assured, this will be done in…


To pull a gienko…

The ever ambitious Janos Marton, two-term Student Assembly President, self proclaimed man of the people, a drug loving, hard partying ladies’ man, has announced his…


Re: DOC Hazing

Here is an op-ed I wrote on the hazing policy. It is, of course, somewhat less eloquent than Wilson’s, but the conclusion is apt: Between…


Hopefully true…

Reliable intelligence that Richard “Lucifer” Lucier, Librarian of the College, will resign tomorrow. A more than dubious success, his emphasis on questionable bibliographical techniques, coupled…




Re: Smarter Dartmouth

It is great to be back. As many of you know, when I took my long-awaited off-term last spring, my health was ravaged and my…


DOC Prank Under Fire

I personally think this is an incredibly brilliant Freshman trip prank, but Dartmouth, in its continuing crusade against fun, is considering prosecuting the students for…


Re: The Smarter Dartmouth

Interesting. We haven’t heard from Mr. Scholer in a while. Best of luck with your new venture, Larry, though we do hope you’ll post your…


Re: Clark’s Post

Smarter Dartmouth The Dartmouth on the web is seriously lacking, so read the above.