2009

Saturday Night With Nothing to Do?

Then perhaps you can go to Sigma Delt and get nekkid. It is getting chilly outside, though, so I wouldn’t really advise it. ————Sigma Delt—————–———————–Presents——–———————————————————Semi-…


Happy Birthday, Eleazar!

On this date in 1711, almost three hundred years ago, a man was born in Windham, Connecticut to Ralph Wheelock and Ruth Huntington. His name…


“Girls Gone Wild” on campus!

Representatives of the franchise are here, but don’t hold your breath for a “Girls Gone Wild: Ivy League Fantasies” release in the near future. From:…



College Republicans Like to Party

Not to be outdone by nation-wide hordes of histrionic Ron Paul supporters, the College Republicans will be staging their very own “tea party” on the…



Record Acceptance Rate for Class of ’13

This year’s record-setting admissions numbers: – 18,130 applications (up 10% from last year)– 2,184 acceptances (12%)– 13% increase in total financial aid– 1,091 men and…


Free Massages for Finals

I just received this in my Blitz inbox from Student Assembly. Finals got you down?Your stress levels off the chart?Then sign up for a free…



The Apology

About what you’d expect. There is the promise to ‘learn as much as I can from this mistake’ and similar essentially meaningless gestures in the…