A Dartmouth Lu’au

Tomorrow night, the 50th anniversary dinner is going to be a lu’au.

This is why it’s a big deal.

“Apparently it’s okay have a lu’au for old people who might be able to write the College big checks, but not actual students at the College,” remarked one ’03. Or maybe it’s that alums are wiser or have thicker skins or are less PC or are more conservative or are racists or aren’t as fussy.

In any case, it’s all ridiculous.