Mixo: The Clown Car

All ingredients are in the drunk uncle pours unit.

Smirnoff Sour apple

Happy Dad 

Jim Bean 

Grape Fanta 

Campari

Much like the Winter Carnival, this drink has way too many ingredients and will end with your head slamming on the ice. Representing all colors of the alcohol world, it is sure to make your Upper GI look like a bag of M&Ms. It is Winter Carnival, a time for reflection, alcohol and a cluster of events no one and everyone will make it to. Strong enough for the polar plunge and suave enough for social gatherings, this drink is sophisticated in its sheer volume. The warmth from the putrid vapors of Grape Fanta and sour apple vodka will keep your internal body temp above 50 degrees Fahrenheit while your breath will be fruity enough to go undetected by Tequila Phil and his SNS. Your vision goes blurry, your stomach aches and your legs begin to lose their energy. Waking up hanging from 007’s arm, you think to yourself: what a carnival.