Ingredients
- 1.5oz Tanqueray
- 1.5oz champagne
- 2oz lemonade from FoCo
- 6 failed midterms
- 1oz tears of disappointment
To be drunk before an imminent academic probation
Our spin on the classic French 75, the Finals 75, speaks to a certain finals week attitude popular among Dartmouth students: “I’m screwed.” Here at The Dartmouth Review, we sip champagne in order to ease away any grade-induced suffering. The Finals 75 serves as a perfect opportunity to wash your tears away before tanking your GPA! Since one cannot be any more stupid than while in a stupor, you’ll be sure to feel smarter when you have drunk this drink.
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