The Snowflake

Ingredients

• 3 grams of Psi U ‘snow’
• 8 shots of Svedka
• A couple flakes of an international student’s dandruff
• A nose broken by the Snowball Fight

You’re in 4FB chugging away at an econ problem set. Suddenly, the email: Theodore Geisel has sent you a flitz. It’s time for something, but you don’t know what. All you know is that you have to rush back to your house as soon as possible to chug some Svedka. It’s ballin’ time! Before you head to the Green, you take a ski trip down the nasal cavity (to “steel” yourself). You get to the Green, and missiles are aflyin’. The real projectiles you’re trying to miss though are those dead skin cells from the international student in your CS 001 section, who—after a term of playing Starcraft on his 21-inch laptop—just zoomed past you like he’s Usain Bolt (he’s not partaking in the Snowball Fight: he’s just rushing from the CS building to another study marathon). You end the evening in bed, nursing a hangover in the third trimester and a nose broken by a GDX’s well-placed pot-shot.