The Killer Mimosa

Ingredients

• 1 part champagne
• 1 part OJ
• 2 Advil

As the seasons change and the earth sheds its winter frost, the beautiful tradition of the day party returns. With the return of the darty, we are sure to see an increase in booting, rallying, and some killer hangovers. Lo, we present a cure for the hangovers that land you on your deathbed: The Killer Mimosa. This beverage has a certain appeal to those with a penchant for inflicting pain, as rumor suggests that a similar recipe was cut from If I Did it: Confessions of the Killer. We recommend serving this classic cocktail with the perfect amount of OJ in a champagne flute, and preferably with brunch. While the list above is absolutely to die for, those who wish to mimic Simpson’s steps should consider hopping in their White Bronco and heading to the store for some blood-red tomato juice and the leather of a glove to garnish their criminal concoction. 

– An Innocent Man