Articles by Michael J. Perkins

A History of Hazing

Every year from August 3-12, the rising ninth grade class of my alma mater, St. Mark’s School of Texas, leave their meticulously manicured campus on…


‘Nam and the Animal House

In what was undoubtedly the most influential game of their lives, the Dartmouth hockey team could barely keep their eyes on the puck. The game…


Dating Apps @ Dartmouth

Dating apps. Almost everyone with a smartphone has them or has had them in the past. As infectious as the STDs that their users hopefully…


Budget Successes and Shortcomings

In a late-October speech, President Phil Hanlon ’77 outlined a five-point budget plan designed to enhance the discipline and accountability of spending at Dartmouth. Over…


Analyzing the Tech Age

Through thick spectacles, my grandma squinted futilely. She raised her new iPhone 6+ within centimeters of her glasses, her arched nose nearly activating the gadget’s…


Freshmen Ban Recap

The bathroom reeked of vomit at 2AM Sunday morning. In front of the sink’s cabinets, curled up with a bucket, John lay inanimate, moving infrequently…


Defending Dartmouth’s Legacy

Editor’s Note: The following post was conceived of as a response to a recent editorial in The Daily Dartmouth. The original piece can be read…