Articles by The Dartmouth Review

2020: Ameer’s Dartmouth

Banned hard alcohol Dear Old Dartmouth, It is with great sadness that I write to you about the situation on the ground at Dartmouth College,…


The Review Reviews: Sushi Ya

After a long and cold winter break, the Review is back once again with a restaurant review for your reading and eating pleasure. This time,…



MAGA!

1 part Limiting Access to Abortion 2 parts Dirt-covered Hands of the Working Man 1 part “Marriage is between a man and a woman” Garnished…


An Account of Milo’s Visit

He’s been called the Internet’s most fabulous supervillain, the Loki from London, and the right’s Kanye West. And this week on a chilly, cloudy Tuesday…


Locker Room Talk

Hurt Feelings Moral Superiority High Horses She used to be great. She’s still very cunning. I moved on her, actually. You know, she was down…



Senator Sanders Comes to Town

On Tuesday, Nov. 1, self-proclaimed socialist Bernie Sanders graced the Dartmouth student body with his presence. Sanders led a get-out-the-vote rally for Hillary Clinton, the…


The Gas Guzzler

1 pt. top shelf vodka… paid for by NextGen Dash of premium, low-octane gasoline… also paid for by NextGen Tuesday: 5:46 PM Via Text Message: …


Blasphème: The Skinny Pancake

After quite a long hiatus, The Review is back in business with its legendary review series as the gang makes their way over to one…