The Gas Guzzler
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Articles by The Dartmouth Review
Blasphème: The Skinny Pancake
After quite a long hiatus, The Review is back in business with its legendary review series as the gang makes their way over to one…
The Banlon
Spirits Puritan Wrath Juan Carlos thought back to his college days as his mustache rubbed against the crinkled sheet. Had Eleazar Wheelock felt like this,…
An Interview with Carol Swain
Editor’s Note: Carol Swain is a nationally renowned conservative political scientist, former television host, and professor of political science and law at Vanderbilt University. Before…
New Hampshire Primary
On September 13, 2016, New Hampshire held its down ballot (i.e. all offices besides the presidency) primaries. The primary was marked by low turnout, especially…
America’s Racist: David Duke Exposed
Notorious racist and former Grand Dragon of the Ku Klux Klan David Duke is back in the news. The one-term Louisiana state representative is now…
Harvardization: Then and Now
Editor’s Note: This is an expansion and amplification of Mr. Chen’s “Harvardization, Then and Now” report published two years ago. The Trend to Research University…
A Review of The Radical
Another year at Dartmouth, another Disorientation Guide. Our esteemed colleagues at The Dartmouth Radical (which has not published a print issue in approximately two years)…
A History of (Re)Activism
The history of recent protests at the College can be summarized by a quote from its most famous alumnus: “from there to here / and…
The Worst Mixo Ever
2 parts someone else’s vodka 1 part salty tears of fratless living 1 case of warm, cheap beer It’s day 12 and morale is running…