The Ballad of Sir Loyn de Béf
A glass of warm milk A little nostalgia One night some weeks past, as Sir Loyn de Béf dined with a few of his fine…
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Travels in a Canoe
For everything you have missed, you have gained something else, and for everything you gain, you lose something else.” It is with this philosophy that…
The Bill of (Student) Rights
On Thursday, February 25, Student Assembly unveiled the Dartmouth College Students’ Bill of Rights and By-Laws. According to the first article, the bill seeks to…
Breaking Murphy’s Law
It was a bright, cold night in February, and the clocks were striking nineteen. Despite treacherous conditions as snowy Hanover thaws and refreezes into a…
The Pour Man’s Canada Goose
4 parts coffee from the HOP 1 part creamer 4 pumps of sugar 1 long pour of Jim Beam Bourbon There used to be this…
A Taste of Three Thais
Editor’s Note: Due to the recent, sudden appearance of a third Thai restaurant in Hanover, we at the Review have decided to facilitate the process…
First Blood in the Primaries
Republicans It seems like a lifetime ago: this time last year, Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker was leading the polls in Iowa. He was fresh off…
Carny Repellant
2 lips of long cut, Greenville chewing tobacco 1 bottle of Old Medley Bourbon 4 servings of cotton candy 6 gumballs (accidentally swallowed) Granite in…
A Tale of Two Tables
It is half past six on a quiet Saturday evening in Hanover, and the company quietly files into the dark, almost oppressive atmosphere of Market…
Thirty Years of Krauthammer
Charles Krauthammer, Pulitzer-prize winner and nationally syndicated columnist, released in 2014 his book entitled Things That Matter: Three Decades of Passions, Pastimes and Politics, a…