The D.R.A.
One last swig of Irish whisky Collin Michaels lay prone in the snow, his panting breath melting the glistening crystals before him. The trees around…
Articles by The Dartmouth Review
Cocktails with the Twisted Sisters
Not to be dramatic, but the Hard Alcohol Ban is the worst thing that has ever happened to us. Aside from the paternalistic and rights…
The Review Reviews: Base Camp
At 6:17pm, Pip Epiffany, Oral Stanfield, and Sheriff Rick Grimes greet Ignatius J. Reilly, who has arrived, characteristically, 17 minutes after the agreed-upon time. This…
To Pick a President: The First in the Nation Summit
It has been said that Iowa picks corn, but New Hampshire picks presidents. And it is probably a good thing that it the Live Free…
Johns Hopkins University Student Government Bans Chick-fil-A
The Student Government Association at Johns Hopkins University has banned any current or future Chick-fil-A development by a 18-8 vote. The reason — surprise, surprise — is…
Seventh-Hole Slurp
1oz 40 proof whiskey 1tsp maple syrup 1tbs bacon fat When I was a freshman at Dartmouth, back in the fall of 1965, we were…
State of Liberty
What would a truly free society look like? I got a glimpse of the future when I attended the Free State Project’s ninth annual Liberty…
DDS: Open Minds, Upset Stomachs
After a long Saturday afternoon of mimosas and NCAA basketball, Paul Allen, Luis Carruthers, and Timothy Bryce lurch into the Hopkins Center’s very own Courtyard…
Dartmouth Students Not Ready for Hillary
The Daily Mail interviewed 50 randomly selected Dartmouth students about Hillary Clinton’s recently launched campaign for President. It seems that Clinton has some work to…
Hanlon “Derecognizes” Younger Self
For the first time since 1799, Dartmouth President Philip Hanlon ’77 did not recognize an image of himself as a young man. “Jeez, get a…