Articles by The Dartmouth Review

Rocky

Listen, Andrew. There is never an inappropriate time to play the Rocky’s theme song. Too close to call? Riiiiiiiiight. At this rate, Mrs. Dole will…


Elaboration

(This is Emmett:) Folks, we’ve won Georgia. Assuming that Texas and Tennessee are safe for the GOP, there are five more contested races — MO,…


If…

somebody with the first name “Saxby” can win a Senate seat, I’m gonna run as “Big Talc” someday. Might face some trouble in NY, which…



Take Back New England

John Kerry will hold on to his seat in Massachusetts if/when he runs for Pres. If we can fight for that seat–actually run a candidate,…


Get Ready

Sununu to deliver his acceptance speech soon. Fox News will be there! Bam!