The PhD (Piled Higher and Deeper)
¾ oz Vodka ¾ oz Gin ½ oz Triple Sec ½ oz Lime Juice 1 Doctorate Degree Tenure It is Saturday night, near midnight. A…
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Cultural Appropriation Panel Reactions
Editor’s note: Certain inter-community groups held a panel on October 27 to discuss the specter of “cultural appropriation,” with a theme of “Is My Halloween…
Indian Classical Music Comes to Hanover
Editor’s Note: Indian classical music is one of the world’s oldest and most systematically developed genres of music. However, many Westerners are, unfortunately, unfamiliar with…
A NH Election Postmortem
In the aftermath of the midterm elections, the Live Free or Die state was left a pale shade of blue, in sharp contrast to the…
Recap of the Climate Panel
The majority of America seems to have agreed that humans have had a noticeable and negative impact on our environment; yet, we have still not…
Freshmen Ban Recap
The bathroom reeked of vomit at 2AM Sunday morning. In front of the sink’s cabinets, curled up with a bucket, John lay inanimate, moving infrequently…
The Chiliad, Book II
Here follows the catalogue of frat stars, demigods whose legends are sealed everlasting in the branches of the galaxy, whose chillness rivals the tundra of…
A Timeline of Scandals
2012 January 25 – Lohse’s First Column – The now-infamous Andrew Lohse publishes his initial (and quite dubious) expose of Dartmouth’s hazing rituals as an…
Democracy in Name Only
In recent weeks, there has been much debate about President Hanlon’s Moving Dartmouth Forward campaign and its implications for campus life. Ever since The Daily…
Harvardization, Then and Now
In April 1996, under the specter of a graduate school expansion, then-Duke Professor Frank Lentricchia stated the following in an interview with The Dartmouth Review:…