The Round Table
The Fire of Alexandria: The state of Dartmouth literacy. The humanities are dead, and we have killed them. Enrollments have dropped across humanities departments and…
News
Climate Protest Delays Harvard-Yale Game
Most Americans know how long football games can last. Especially in close college football contests, games can easily go into overtime and last more than…
The Shameful Sip
Ingredients– White Claw– Self-loathing– A small penis – Pumpkin spice seasoning Have you ever felt your black cherry white claw just wasn’t festive enough? Well,…
The Choates: The Armpit of Res Life
The Choates: Eyesore, monstrosity, failure. The conglomeration of Brown, Little, Bissel, and Cohen halls famously constitute the Choates Cluster. When Clark Preparatory School first acquired…
The Politics of Pink
In the world of contemporary museum design, heavy gilt frames and house museums have largely been relegated to the dusty corners of the past, and…
College Threatens Topliff Residents, Bathroom Burglars Evade Justice
Topliff Hall: Suffering a bathroom identity crisis. It is generally understood that petty theft is a widespread issue here at Dartmouth, as it has become…
Newlove Interview: Part 1
Editor’s Note: David Newlove is the Associate Vice President of Business and Hospitality for the college. He is currently on his second stint at the…
Rex Mortuus Est, Vivat Rex: A Loving Valediction
It took me a long time to decide what I wanted my parting words to be when my editorship concluded. I thought about confronting our…
On Universal Basic Income
On October 30, 2019, the Political Economy Project and the Rockefeller Center sponsored a debate on Universal Basic Income between Karl Widerquist from Georgetown University-Qatar…
A Man of God
Ingredients– Monkey 47– Individually bottled Mediterranean fever tree tonic water – $600 New England leather shoes– Desperate Housewives – A sear sucker suit & a cigar– Massachusetts’ home grown finest – A summer of intensive…