News

Amazing Case at Shaw University

We just issued a press release on a case at Shaw University. It’s simply amazing. President Talbert O. Shaw (the name is a coincidence) has…


Bloggapolooza

Steve Menashi has a blog. Expect lengthy exegeses on what you can do when pizza is on a bagel.


Parade of Fools

I think they’re having a competition over at Free Dartmouth (from what?). They’re looking to see who can make the most boneheaded statements with respects…


Finally

A selfless good cause: >Date: 29 Jan 2003 00:48:12 EST >From: MAILER-DAEMON >Reply-To: Dartmouth Coalition for Life >Subject: Dartmouth Coalition for Life — Automatic Reply…


Thank you!

Emmett, thank you for the Thucydides comment. I get e-mails regularly about dildos and masturbation; never about the Civil War or Aristotle or the printing…


Re: Ask an Older Woman?

“Ask an older woman”? Heh, sounds like those advice columns from The Onion. You know, Ask a Wiccan, Ask a Conspiracy Theorist, and Ask A…


JackOffensive?

The Jack-O-Lantern’s latest is an 8-page parody of the D, “The Dartmovth.” Among its many gems: —-“SUSAN WRIGHT CUT FROM BUDGET” —-Dean Larimore teased for…


From a student’s Auto-Reply

I’m really not making these up. —————————————- Bored? Frustrated? Need RELEASE??? Then come on down and ****GET LEID!! **** at the ****GREAT SEX DEBATE**** Come…


Ask An Older Woman?

>Date: 10 Feb 2003 18:22:14 EST >From: Natasha Himmelman >Subject: SEX FESTIVAL!! >To: (Recipient list suppressed) Sex Festival Thursday, Feb. 13th 5-7pm Collis Commonground Each…


While at the gym…

(yes, it does happen occasionally), I saw a flyer that read: “First Annual Upper Valley Bachelor Auction Come bid on 10 of the Upper Valley’s…