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The Review Reviews: Jesse’s
“Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.” — Mark Twain…
Dartmouth Drops a Heartbreaker at Harvard
It was supposed to be our night. It was supposed to be our chance to finally get over the hump. We had more fans in…
‘19s Keep the Old Traditions Alive
Dartmouth’s Homecoming Bonfire dates to the turn of the twentieth century, when a bonfire celebration after a major baseball win morphed (after a few years)…
Independent Grad School Plan: Setting the Stage for Larger Reforms?
Don’t get up in arms yet! The town hall meetings regarding the proposal to make an “Independent Graduate School” at Dartmouth really doesn’t seek to…
Kyle Bramble Sprints Toward the Finish
We have reached the halfway point in the season. Dartmouth is 5-0 and is nationally ranked for the first time since their 1996 championship season…
Campus Study Misses College’s Issues
Dartmouth’s campus has slowly devolved into a place where certain groups of people feel threatened and unsafe. We have almost totally disregarded the concepts of…
Finding A Place at Dartmouth: Thoughts on Diversity Panels
When as a freshman I first began to check my Blitz account, I was puzzled by the myriad emails that cluttered my inbox. There was…
Making the Right Cuts
President Hanlon & co. have probably learned to not expect raucous applause when they hand down a new policy. Social life changes earn a mixed…
My Old Alpha Delta Home
1 flask of Lagavulin 16 Year Single Malt Scotch Maudlin folk music I parked across the street, behind a minivan and in front of a…