Dartmouth Students Not Ready for Hillary
The Daily Mail interviewed 50 randomly selected Dartmouth students about Hillary Clinton’s recently launched campaign for President. It seems that Clinton has some work to…
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Rounds Roulette
During the last few weeks of last Winter term, rumor spread around campus that a new policy, consistent with other recent Moving Dartmouth Forward (MDF)…
So I’m Taking a Layup
So I’m taking my first “layup” class at Dartmouth this term. Layup classes are also sometimes called “gut” classes. The gist is that they are…
The State of (Judicial) Affairs
So, it sounds like your fraternal organization screwed up. Perhaps you stand accused of breaking a few rules, of this or that type. The Administration…
A Disappearance in the Hood
A pillar of Dartmouth’s artistic community is missing: Michael R. Taylor has left the Hood Museum under mysterious circumstances. Taylor was the Director and Chief…
Women’s Rugby Gains Varsity Status
Dartmouth’s female ruggers are finally getting the recognition they deserve. The College’s athletic director, Harry Sheehy, announced that beginning with the 2015-2016 academic year, women’s…
University of Michigan Football Coach Helps Resolve “American Sniper” Controversy
The ongoing conflict between students’ freedom of expression and their perceived right not to be offended made its presence felt at the University of Michigan…
Hanlon “Derecognizes” Younger Self
For the first time since 1799, Dartmouth President Philip Hanlon ’77 did not recognize an image of himself as a young man. “Jeez, get a…
Interim Dean Ameer Will Serve in New Provost’s Office Post
Provost Carolyn Dever blitzed the undergraduate student body on the morning of April 14 to announce that the administration will begin its search for…
Alpha Delta Fraternity Derecognized
In a statement released today afternoon by a College spokesperson, Dartmouth’s Alpha Delta Fraternity has officially been derecognized by Dartmouth’s Organizational Adjudication Committee. Today’s announcement…