Emmett please…

The operative word in the article cited was “about,” as in we had written ABOUT Prof. Grantham. You should have checked our archives to read the actual article, a seminal piece by Mr. Thornhill, of Mixology lore. Just so we have an idea of the content, here’s an excerpt:

“The bully pulpit was the oak-paneled 234 Baker; the topic of the sermons teetered between environmental ga-ga and feminist slop; the self-appointed preacher was Professor Shelby Grantham.”