Wilson has a point. Why are we cutting programs? Brilliant deduction, Alex. Hear hear.
Alas, I can’t go up to campus this weekend. I’m taking the LSAT on Saturday and promptly hanging myself thereafter. However, I wholeheartedly endorse Alex’s candidacy. He’s just the sort of Mencken-like fellow we need on the Alumni Association — a cure for their cossetting ways. What’s more, he performs the singular feat of being both cynical and sincere at the same time. That deserves rewarding.
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