Holy Water

Ingredients:
– 2 parts vodka
– 2 parts rum
– 1 part blue Curacao
– 1 part peach schnapps
– 8 parts lemonade

While one should normally adhere to the principle of keeping one’s mind and body a temple, there is a time and a place to praise the Lord by going overboard. We at The Review recommend pounding back a few cups of this Christian concoction in order to love thy neighbor as thyself. To those practicing a vow of poverty, avoid mixing this cocktail without touching the top shelf. Lastly, to those who are atheists, know that this drink will still take you to a wasted bliss.

– Robin Banks