JackOffensive?

The Jack-O-Lantern’s latest is an 8-page parody of the D, “The Dartmovth.”

Among its many gems:

—-“SUSAN WRIGHT CUT FROM BUDGET”

—-Dean Larimore teased for being only 1/16th Cherokee

—-Gamma Delt tanks surround the Women’s Resource Center [sic] and demand “the surrender of three individuals suspected of implicating a Greek member in a recent sexual misconduct case held before the Committee on Standards.”

—-A “Goodbye Gala” thrown by Bigger Better and Later: “$180,000 Party Treats Jobless Librarians to Door Prizes, Moon Bounce, Non-Alcoholic Soda”

—-A wanted ad…for friends

—-A comic strip called “Just a Coupon” that’s…just a coupon

—-Nestle unveils a renamed candy, the patriotic post-9/11 “Let’s Rolo!”