Ingredients
- A case of Keystone Light OR a jug of fruity batch
- The Green OR your fraternity’s porch
- Your best pals
- A speaker blasting yacht rock
- The sun
“Drown those memories of that wretched winter by pretending it’s your Sophomore Summer again, even if 50 degrees only feels tropical in our delusional minds. Drink out in the open, flaunt it, and if you’re lucky, an SNS officer with a life may just join you. Offer him a drink just in case.”
– The senior with a two-course term
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