A Man of God

Ingredients
– Monkey 47
– Individually bottled Mediterranean fever tree tonic water 
– $600 New England leather shoes
– Desperate Housewives 
– A sear sucker suit & a cigar
– Massachusetts’ home grown finest 
– A summer of intensive Latin 
– A fondness for Armani 
– NPR
– GMOs
– A Martha Stewart Home Collection Bathrobe bought on Black Friday 
– Your own translation of Crito from attic Greek 
– A paper on fascist aesthetics
– Kinky Blue 
– Vueve 
– Patagonia vests
– An East Wheelock founder’s scarf
– Feathers from a bird named Bert 
– Fur from a Persian cat named Alcibiades 
– Hummus
– A Tiffany advent calendar

Mix ingredients to combine. You won’t get it right—it’s a one of a kind drink. If you can manage it, though, serve in a champagne flute and toast to friendship.

— Scotch Cara