From the “In Case You Missed It” Department

According to a story last October in the Cornell Daily Sun, Cornell University — “the other Ivy League school” — is apparently considering having Health Services distribute vibrators to women on campus.

Merits aside, this article is also a fine example of impartial collegiate reporting. One student, described as “less encouraging” about the proposal, commented: “Are they going to start selling Hustler too? … It’s not a necessity. If people really want one, they can go online.” This student is certainly more understanding of womyn’s issues than I am — I simply let out one big “WTF” …

More hilarity: Sarah Jacobs, a student at Cornell and a particularly ardent defender of womyn at Cornell, commented, “I think one of the most important things is for women to be able to get themselves off.”

Indeed, Sarah. Indeed.

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