Articles by The Dartmouth Review

I Don’t Remember

Ingredients 3 Shots of Tequila 1 Hardwood Floor Green Key is a weekend to be forgotten—not due to any hard feelings towards the pinnacle of…


Holy Water

Ingredients:– 2 parts vodka– 2 parts rum– 1 part blue Curacao– 1 part peach schnapps– 8 parts lemonade While one should normally adhere to the…



The Hanover Hangover

Ingredients 1 part Granite State Vodka1 part abject boredom(At least) 1 Dartmouth undergrad As the term lengthens and daddy’s donation of dollars depletes, Dartmouth’s daily…



Martini Crawl

The Staff of The Dartmouth Review go searchin’ for the perfect Hanover martini: however much an oxymoron that might sound.


The Finals 75

The perfect drink for finals week. That rhymes, sorta. We’re too drunk on the Finals 75 to care.


A History of Dartmouth Night

In this justly famous archival piece, the late Joe Rago ’05 tells the history of Dartmouth Night, the yearly start to Homecoming weekend.



Student v. Student: Cocchiarella v. Kim

First, a student asked Madison Cawthorn a question. Next, an anonymous social media user made accusations of sexual assault. Third, came the lawsuit. The Review investigates the still-developing controversy about “J.C. ’25” that has gripped campus for a year.