The Hanover Hangover

Ingredients

• 1 part Granite State Vodka
• 1 part abject boredom
• (At least) 1 Dartmouth undergrad

As the term lengthens and daddy’s donation of dollars depletes, Dartmouth’s daily drinkers designate cheap liquor as the key to becoming even sicker. New Hampshire’s signature vodka serves as a natural choice among those using their wallets as a voice, their own throats being burned by a scorching hangover after making every night an on-night. After all, at $7 a handle, there’s no need to stray from good ol’ reliable.

– Robin Banks