$5000 Essay Contest
$5000 will be divided among 3 Dartmouth seniors (’22s) who write the best essay on the following topic: Identify three delegates to the 1787 Constitutional…
Articles by The Dartmouth Review
Single Remaining Competent Administrator Departs Dartmouth
College Provost Joseph Helble has officially thrown in the towel. The Dartmouth Administration announced this morning that Helble will be leaving this August to serve…
Consistency or Wokeness? It’s Time For the College to Decide
A True Super-Spreader Event. On June 29th of this year, the College released the basic framework of what the 2020-21 school year would look like…
Fraternity and Sorority Profiles
We at The Review offer these Greek house profiles as a general guide to those unversed in the ways of the mainstream Dartmouth social scene.
The Zoom 7
Something to fill the time…
Dean Lively Chooses Fire and Brimstone
Courtesy of Kathryn Lively On Monday, April 13th, Dean of the College Kathryn Lively finally found the long-awaited confidence to write an original and un-paraphrased…
How Does it Feel?
As you pour one out in quiet contemplation, sitting in your childhood bedroom in Westchester or Riverdale or the Upper West Side, I only have one question for you: how does it feel?
The Teepee Tequila
Ingredients Toilet Paper Purell (or Everclear)Pepto-BismolDesperationTequila His papers are submitted, it was not fun,But now his work is finally done. This occasion should be joyous, he departs…
Amid Coronavirus Lockdown, Issues with Add/Drop
I sit before the screen to add my class,Anxious as I refresh Google Chrome,It only matters if I fail or pass,The term hath mov’d into…
The Apology
Ingredients – Hemlock – Shame? Hopefully – Spilled Tea – Inner Daimons – One shot for every time you question how we got here “You…