Amid Coronavirus Lockdown, Issues with Add/Drop

I sit before the screen to add my class,
Anxious as I refresh Google Chrome,
It only matters if I fail or pass,
The term hath mov’d into my humble home. 

What happened here, the site is still not up,
Have I now waited till the dead of night?
So stressed am I that I must fill my cup, 
Who caused this major blunder, I will fight.

The grading standard lowers when online,
At least I now may take care of my lab,
The sessions here with Zoom are asinine,
This term, my prof has flash’d a Pornhub tab.

It took till dawn for me to add my class,
This online term will clearly be quite a**.

— E. Cai, E.T. Oaks, C. Wilcox

Continue reading The Review’s serious coverage of this event:
https://dartreview.com/stumbling-out-of-the-gate-dartmouths-add-drop-fiasco/