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Take Your Time; This Is Not a Drill

FD Hanover: about as competent as the flight crew from “Airplane!” An unfamiliar mixture of blaring, beeping, and buzzing wrenches you from a precious Tuesday…


Occupy…Wait, Really?

Dartmouth is a bit of a bubble. Since the Occupy Wall Street movement began around the time I came to campus, I haven’t really been…


Occupy the Green!

No, really. We just had this sent to us: To quote [Redacted]: “Bloomberg has ordered the eviction of the Occupy Wallstreet encampment tomorrow morning (at…


A Belated Take on the Debate

9-9-9, 9-9-9, 9-9-9…So went the refrain of Herman Cain tonight. Despite his repetitiveness, Cain somehow managed to be entertaining at the very least, prompting laughter…


What’s Wrong With Parkhurst?

By Mene O. Ukueberuwa The enlightened Dartmouth student is well aware that a variety of the seemingly unrelated cultural quirks that define our college are…




Meet the 53%

It was only a matter of time until direct backlash began against the silly Occupy Wall Street movement. One such salvo has been the new…


Well, There They Go Again…

These signs have been popping up around campus. A pity (click to enlarge). I suppose it was inevitable. With a campus as liberal as Dartmouth…