Abolish Student Assembly?
The “Committee for the Abolition of Student Assembly,” which like any good revolutionary group, uses Mozilla Thunderbird instead of the facist Microsoft Outlook for its…
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What Does a Body Good?
The only pertinent question: what’s on the menu for dessert? Subject: What is a “normal” body?Date: 18 Apr 2005 21:09:08 EDTFrom: Student.Health.Advisory.Committee@Dartmouth.EDU (Student Health Advisory…
Election Bribery of Sorts
Supporters of Student Assembly presidential candidate Todd Golden ’06 handed out candy and a small brochure in food court to promote their candidate. I know…
Duplicitous D?
Staffers have come out of the woodwork to comment on the Student Assembly Presidential election (I didn’t know Joe or Stethers used a computer), and,…
Even More Missing Alumni Ballots
Another alumnus, from the Class of 1955, reports that he has not received a paper ballot. The Alumni Association promised paper ballots even to those…
More Assembly Hi-Jinx
A second Student Assembly presidential candidate, Brian Martin ’06, has been censured by the Elections Planning and Advisory Committee for the actions of his supporters….
Heintz.
Gentlemen, I reccomend you cast your lots for Paul Heintz. Granted, this sort of jazz–student ‘government’ and web-logging–is out of character for me, but, for…
Christopher Dynamite
Student Assembly Vice Presidential candidate Chris Galiardo ’06 takes a pagefrom Napoleon Dynamite.
Heintz Campaign Suspended
Hours before voting is set to begin, the Elections Planning and Advisory Committee has censured Paul Heintz ’06, a candidate for Student Assembly President, for…
Call Me a Values Voter…
I’m casting my vote for Noah Riner ’06. There are several compelling candidates in this year’s race, as the differing opinions of our staff may…