Alumni Vote
The proposal did not meet the 3/4 requirement at the vote today. More details as soon as we have them.
News
He once was lost…
>Date: 06 Dec 2003 00:13:17 EST >From: Jack-O-Lantern >Subject: Keggy Found >To: (Recipient list suppressed) Keggy has been recovered. He was in a dorm room…
Re: Mansfield after Dark
Nothing about this speaks well for the nation’s most unquestionably prominent institution of higher learning. First of all, it would be nice if the article…
Re: FO&M Troubleshooters
So did they manage to get your roommate out? The few times I’ve had to deal with the Troubleshooters, they’ve been both knowledgable and helpful….
Mansfield after Dark
The Harvard Crimson is reporting that “students in Eliot House said they were offended” — horrors! — by a speech on undergraduate sex by Professor…
Re: Pizza and Protest Tomorrow
Although we are Dartmouth students today, we will spend the majority of our lives as Dartmouth alumni. No kidding! Snarkiness aside, this is a good…
Pizza and protest tomorrow
>Date: 05 Dec 2003 21:05:32 EST >From: Noah R. Riner >Subject: Protest for Alumni Rights! >To: (Recipient list suppressed) **Protest tomorrow to maintain your alumni…
Re: Still Not Laughing
Well, I think it’s actually kinda funny… But I have a taste for outrageously offensive humor that others wouldn’t find amusing. At the least, it’s…
Keggy update
Complete with photo of a bound and gagged Keggy Senior intelligence officials believe Mr. Keggy may be moving between the Pakistan-Afghanistan border territory.
Still not laughing
We at TDR often scold the Dartmouth Free Press for lacking a sense of humor. They finally tried their hands at a joke, and the…