Articles by The Dartmouth Review

Newlove Interview: Part 2

Novack before undergoing gentrification Editor’s Note: David Newlove is the Associate Vice President of Business and Hospitality for the college. He is currently on his…


The Shameful Sip

Ingredients– White Claw– Self-loathing– A small penis – Pumpkin spice seasoning Have you ever felt your black cherry white claw just wasn’t festive enough? Well,…


Newlove Interview: Part 1

Editor’s Note: David Newlove is the Associate Vice President of Business and Hospitality for the college. He is currently on his second stint at the…


A Man of God

Ingredients– Monkey 47– Individually bottled Mediterranean fever tree tonic water – $600 New England leather shoes– Desperate Housewives – A sear sucker suit & a cigar– Massachusetts’ home grown finest – A summer of intensive…


Res-Life Regime Suppresses Dissent

Students standing outside in the cold in front of dorms, waiting for friends or passerby to buzz them in, are now a regular sight around…


Three Tales of Debate Night

Before me there were no created things, Only eterne, and I eternal last. All hope abandon, ye who enter in! Wrath College Democrats kicked off…


The Appalachian Absinthe

Ingredients – 50 oz absinthe – 50 g organic cane sugar – 50 mL iodine creek water or urine – 10 bottles 5-hour energy –…


The Merits of Manual Labor

Christopher Sacca, a top tech investor notable for his role in starting Twitter, Uber, Instagram, Twilio, and Kickstarter, stated that “American computer science grads often…


The SAT Adversity Score: A Primer

Courtesy of College Board “In Defense of the SAT Adversity Score” – The Atlantic “College Board’s new SAT ‘adversity score’ unfair to students” – USA…