How Does it Feel?
As you pour one out in quiet contemplation, sitting in your childhood bedroom in Westchester or Riverdale or the Upper West Side, I only have one question for you: how does it feel?
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The Teepee Tequila
Ingredients Toilet Paper Purell (or Everclear)Pepto-BismolDesperationTequila His papers are submitted, it was not fun,But now his work is finally done. This occasion should be joyous, he departs…
Amid Coronavirus Lockdown, Issues with Add/Drop
I sit before the screen to add my class,Anxious as I refresh Google Chrome,It only matters if I fail or pass,The term hath mov’d into…
The Apology
Ingredients – Hemlock – Shame? Hopefully – Spilled Tea – Inner Daimons – One shot for every time you question how we got here “You…
Newlove Interview: Part 2
Novack before undergoing gentrification Editor’s Note: David Newlove is the Associate Vice President of Business and Hospitality for the college. He is currently on his…
The Shameful Sip
Ingredients– White Claw– Self-loathing– A small penis – Pumpkin spice seasoning Have you ever felt your black cherry white claw just wasn’t festive enough? Well,…
Newlove Interview: Part 1
Editor’s Note: David Newlove is the Associate Vice President of Business and Hospitality for the college. He is currently on his second stint at the…
A Man of God
Ingredients– Monkey 47– Individually bottled Mediterranean fever tree tonic water – $600 New England leather shoes– Desperate Housewives – A sear sucker suit & a cigar– Massachusetts’ home grown finest – A summer of intensive…
Res-Life Regime Suppresses Dissent
Students standing outside in the cold in front of dorms, waiting for friends or passerby to buzz them in, are now a regular sight around…
Three Tales of Debate Night
Before me there were no created things, Only eterne, and I eternal last. All hope abandon, ye who enter in! Wrath College Democrats kicked off…