Barrett’s Mixology

1 cup complimentary orange juice 1 flask vodka 1 actual Phillips head screwdriver 1 medium sized wooden mallet Your first info session was for a…

¾ oz Vodka ¾ oz Gin ½ oz Triple Sec ½ oz Lime Juice 1 Doctorate Degree Tenure It is Saturday night, near midnight. A…

One bucket of Keystone Light beer Icy-cold resolve Thank you to Alpha Delta and Psi Upsilon for nominating me for the Keystone Bucket Challenge! I…

Two shots of absinthe A half-cooked, mostly-still-liquid FoCo cookie A shot of KAF espresso Procrastination It’s four in the morning. You’ve just woken up. After…

-1 unopened can of Keystone Lite, found in a frat dumpster -The last dregs from a handle of Smirnoff, left over from the pregame that…

1 cup of KAF coffee 1 shot of creamer 2 sugars Leave to chill at room temperature Mark arose from a short slumber; his piercing…

Two Bottles of Wray and Nephew Rum One Bottle of Diva Premium Vodka One Bottle of La Ley del Diamante Tequila One Bottle of Macallan…

Knob Creek bourbon A 4,000 word essay Green Key weekend Lo and behold, it was our favorite freshman’s first Green Key weekend. His excitement had…

Probably Tequila Corona Dos Equis The Most Interesting Story in the World George came to me a few weeks ago. He was shaking slightly. Everyone…

Two chauffeured limousines A closet full of grandfather’s tweed One Bottle of Johnnie Walker White And a trust fund larger than Somalia’s GDP A group…