Barrett’s Mixology

Knob Creek bourbon A 4,000 word essay Green Key weekend Lo and behold, it was our favorite freshman’s first Green Key weekend. His excitement had…

Probably Tequila Corona Dos Equis The Most Interesting Story in the World George came to me a few weeks ago. He was shaking slightly. Everyone…

Two chauffeured limousines A closet full of grandfather’s tweed One Bottle of Johnnie Walker White And a trust fund larger than Somalia’s GDP A group…

6 oz Gin 5 oz Bourbon 2 oz tonic 4 generous pinches of quinine powder 15 crushed mint leaves July 7th, 1880 Roger, it is…

30-rack of Keystone Light A pleasant weekend A tough decision A fresh-faced prospective student steps off the Dartmouth Coach, heart thumping with excitement and nervous…

3/4 oz. Brandy 3/4 oz. Applejack 3/4 oz. Sweet Vermouth Serve nostalgically It looked something like I remembered. Not entirely the same, but still recognizable….

Kirsch  Serve neat and at room temperature. The heart may be a lonely hunter. But it is not the loneliest hunter. That distinction belongs to the…

by Adam I.W. Schwartzman 2 oz. spiced rum 1 oz. orange juice 2 barspoons cranberry sauce 2 dashes Angostura bitters Ice cubes Combine all ingredients…

By Benjamin M. Riley Directions: 2 oz. Rye Whiskey 5 dashes Peychaud’s Bitters Sugar Cube Splash of Absinthe Mix whiskey and bitters, coat glass with…

By Blake S. Neff Directions: 1 part vodka 2 parts blood from capitalist oppressors Drink in a celebratory fashion straight from the bottle. As it…