Seventh-Hole Slurp
1oz 40 proof whiskey 1tsp maple syrup 1tbs bacon fat When I was a freshman at Dartmouth, back in the fall of 1965, we were…
Barrett’s Mixology
The Winter Campfire
One handle of Fireball Whiskey A shot of Sriracha A can of Red Bull A Canada Goose parka Bowman’s soaked pineapple to garnish Winter Storm…
The Conference Cocktail
Vodka Orange Juice Thousands of strains of the flu virus This year, just like every other year, the top scientists from the FDA and CDC…
The Corporate Screwdriver
1 cup complimentary orange juice 1 flask vodka 1 actual Phillips head screwdriver 1 medium sized wooden mallet Your first info session was for a…
The PhD (Piled Higher and Deeper)
¾ oz Vodka ¾ oz Gin ½ oz Triple Sec ½ oz Lime Juice 1 Doctorate Degree Tenure It is Saturday night, near midnight. A…
Keystone Bucket Challenge
One bucket of Keystone Light beer Icy-cold resolve Thank you to Alpha Delta and Psi Upsilon for nominating me for the Keystone Bucket Challenge! I…
Midterm Mélange
Two shots of absinthe A half-cooked, mostly-still-liquid FoCo cookie A shot of KAF espresso Procrastination It’s four in the morning. You’ve just woken up. After…
The disOrientator
-1 unopened can of Keystone Lite, found in a frat dumpster -The last dregs from a handle of Smirnoff, left over from the pregame that…
The Bad Professor
1 cup of KAF coffee 1 shot of creamer 2 sugars Leave to chill at room temperature Mark arose from a short slumber; his piercing…
Parkhurst Punch
Two Bottles of Wray and Nephew Rum One Bottle of Diva Premium Vodka One Bottle of La Ley del Diamante Tequila One Bottle of Macallan…