Homecoming Weekend Highlights

-Shutting out Columbia 37-0.

-Dozens of 15s rushing the field. It was a group too big to fail: sources tell me that President Jim Kim called off the police due to the sheer quantity of freshmen shamelessly disrupting the marching band.

-Numerous touchings of the fire: SAPA yet to confirm whether consent was acquired beforehand.

-General shenanigans.

Here’s a funny picture that might motivate us to start on all that work we’ve put off.

An eloquent rebuttal to the disturbingly bourgeois pursuit of prfofit.

 Hope everybody had a great weekend.

 

 -Ke Ding

 

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