Barrett’s Mixology

Hanover Iced Tea Updated

In the latest incarnation of the Barrett’s Mixology tradition, two writers for The Review lead readers step-by-step to the perfect alcoholic iced tea.


Beer

Can we offer you an alternative to Russki vodka in this time of war?


Mixo: The Clown Car

All ingredients are in the drunk uncle pours unit. Smirnoff Sour apple Happy Dad  Jim Bean  Grape Fanta  Campari Much like the Winter Carnival, this…






How Does it Feel?

As you pour one out in quiet contemplation, sitting in your childhood bedroom in Westchester or Riverdale or the Upper West Side, I only have one question for you: how does it feel?


The Teepee Tequila

Ingredients Toilet Paper Purell (or Everclear)Pepto-BismolDesperationTequila His papers are submitted, it was not fun,But now his work is finally done. This occasion should be joyous, he departs…


The Apology

Ingredients – Hemlock – Shame? Hopefully – Spilled Tea – Inner Daimons – One shot for every time you question how we got here “You…